I enjoy watching birds. I’m just not sure if they enjoy me watching them. I know I wouldn’t want a bird to watch me while I’m taking a bath. It would probably start laughing at me or something.

And hey, folks, I’m going to ask you for a favor: Today, please tell at least one person you know (or a stranger, if you don’t know anybody) about The Bird Feeder. It will make you a better person, and will make you feel good inside.