You can never tell where a rumor started. You can never tell who started it, and if what someone is telling you is the truth, or made up, or who made it up, or who they heard it from, or if they heard it from anybody, or… you know. Rumors are just tricky things. I try to stay away from them, myself.

Unless you’ve heard something about me. Have you? I’d love to know, true or not.