It was actually my birthday yesterday, which is why there was no strip. There was also no strip last Friday, as we were travelling to a friend’s out of town wedding reception. There was also no strip last Monday, as it was Memorial Day. There should be strips the rest of the week. I won’t forget.

Also, the guy in the house is not me, as my birthday was not nearly that exciting, which is how I prefer it. I enjoyed it, though.