Now, for a bird, having a stork (or a heron, in Darryl’s case) deliver your babies actually makes sense, because the stork is a bird. It makes no sense at all for humans. Why not at the very least have some other primate deliver the baby? How about a baby delivering chimp? Or a monkey of some kind? Yes, a monkey. My children will be delivered by a monkey. Not a flying monkey, though, because that would be scary.