I wonder who would drop an entire cookie on the ground, especially one shaped like a bird. I dunno. I guess someone was carrying a plate of cookies somewhere, which was uncovered for some reason, and one of them dropped onto the ground and, amazingly, remained entirely intact. Still, I wouldn’t eat it if I was a bird. It would just seem wrong. Then again, I’ve eaten cookies in the shape of people before. Didn’t seem wrong then. Maybe there’s something wrong with me…