No, not The Boy Wonder. You know, I always knew the whole groundhog thing was just a put-on. The groundhog decides what he’s going to say before he even looks for his shadow. He even tells the robin about it. Of course, the robin only speaks to the appointed representative of the local groundhog population, and the representative talks to the rest of the groundhogs about it. The robin also tells the rest of the robins, so none of them accidentally show up before he does.

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